Ok – DO NOT Be This Guy!!!
Pick up lines!! One of the most frequent requests I get from my readers are requests not simply for dating tips, but for pickup lines. If you ever say to a woman, “What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this?” I will personally hunt you down and smack you in the head.
There are many more ways to break the ice with a good pick up line. Some of them are totally off the wall, and these are my favorites, personally. You need to get the woman off guard, get her intrigued immediately and thinking, “Hey, THIS guy is unusual!”
So, what kind of pick up line can you use? Here are some of my favorites:
*Walk up to her and say “Pink Grasshopper”. She says, “What??” You say, “I
Just wanted to break the ice! My name is….”
*HI, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he is somewhere in my bedroom….
*Excuse me, can I borrow your phone number? I seem to have lost mine….
*Be different from the other women, just say yes!
*Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute!
*Did you come here to meet a nice guy? Will I do?
*Do you want to dance, or should I just go screw myself?
*Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
*Wanna go halves on a bastard?
*My name is **** – thought you should know so you know what to scream later.
*Grab your jacket – you just scored! Let’s go!
Ok – other than the cheesy attention getters like that, there are many other ways to use a “pick up line” that is much more serious but highly effective. Consider what David Deangelo says in his Double Your Dating eBook…
“If I’m in an environment that has a lot of people, and I’m with a friend, I like to start by asking a woman for her ‘opinion’ on something. Here’s how it happens… first of all, I keep my eyes open for current affairs and interesting trivia that involves gender differences and tension. This makes for amazing conversation openers with hot, intelligent women.
My latest favorite: “Hey, let me ask you a question. My friend and I were talking about something, and I think we need a female perspective…” (This is a killer, by the way. It’s taken me a long time to figure this one out… but it kicks ass). Then I say, “I was just looking on the Internet… and did you know that the average woman in America is 5’ 4”, weighs 150 pounds, and wears a size 14?”
Little facts like that are great – it shows the woman you are intelligent and maybe even (GASP) well read! Consider other trivia like this….
· There is actually a law in Ohio that states it is illegal to have sex in any other position other than the missionary position!
· A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue! (Adding…but I have a VERY LONG tongue!)
· Rubber Bands last longer when refrigerated – but I would not recommend doing that with any other type of “rubber”!
· 30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
· Wyoming’s Grand Tetons mountain range literally means “Big Tits”.
· Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
In other words, creativity is the key to a successful pickup line. Be sure to remember, though, that a pick up line is meant to break the ice with a woman or group of women, not to get the woman to fall into bed with you that minute!