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Using Humor To Attract Women

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While there is no “magic bullet” out there that will turn you from dud to stud with women overnight, if there is something that comes close, it would have to be the skill of COCKY COMEDY.

It’s no coincidence that almost every guy who is a “natural” at meeting women is a MASTER of Cocky Comedy (whether he knows it by name, calls it Cocky Funny, Humor or whatever).

There’s just something magical about communicating in this way… it says all of the right things about you… and lets a woman know INSTANTLY that you are funny, confident… and a “catch”.

The best part?

It’s the one skill that any guy can start using IMMEDIATELY to increase his success with women…even if he’s never been great with women in the past… and… even if he isn’t all that great at Cocky Comedy itself.

Huh?

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Let me explain…

On the previous page, I gave you quite a few examples of what is in David DeAngelo’s Cocky Comedy program. But what you didn’t experience (and won’t unless you do buy the program) is the huge boost in confidence that KNOWING how to interact with women will give you.

The point is, what’s in it for me, right?  Seriously.  I get that.  And what you will get is HUGE – its the ability to meet and talk to women, anywhere, anytime, with confidence and without fear of rejection.  That is what you are here looking for, correct?  And how much is that worth to you?  I bet quite a bit, if you are anything like me.  And I didn’t want to be a pick-up artist.  All I wanted was to be able to meet enough women to meet THE ONE woman that I was looking for.

Here is a little more about what you are going to learn in t he program…

-The big mistake guys make when using Cocky Comedy that forces them to FAIL no matter how good the “line” they say is (If you’ve tried out Cocky Comedy but have had less than stellar results, I can practically GUARANTEE that you are making this deadly mistake)

-How to “ease into” Cocky and Funny – Use this simple fix if you are experiencing the problem of coming off as too much of a “jerk” to women

-How you MUST use Cocky Comedy DIFFERENTLY when dealing with different types of women (From the girl next door to the girl that can’t walk out of her door without getting swarmed by men… my friend explains it ALL…)

-An AWESOME line to use on a waitress that will spark a fun, flirty conversation with even the most stand-offish of women (This one is so good you’ll use it every time you are in a restaurant. Hint: It works especially well with those HOT bartenders that get hit on all the time)

-A great Cocky & Funny line to use at an “awkward” point in a conversation to get things back on track that will make any woman laugh

-A way to strike up a conversation with a woman who is in line that works every time (You’re going to want to hit the mall immediately after you hear this one)

-ANOTHER great way to make fun of a woman’s clothing (Even funnier than the one I shared with you earlier!)

-A hilarious way to tease her about her MUSIC

-How to use Cocky Comedy to meet tons of women ONLINE (how to “break through” to the women who are getting hundreds of emails a day and stand out as the ONLY one she wants to talk to.

Inside the Mind of a Woman – How To Attract Her

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You know, I get a lot of dating questions from guys wondering why the heck women dress so sexy to go out, go to a bar, whatever, but then seem SO unapproachable and aloof.  It’s like she has dressed herself all up just to say, “Look, but you can’t touch!”  Have you ever felt that way?

Did you realize, though, that if you want to give dating tips for men, you have to actually learn to think like a woman?  It’s scary, man, not everyone can go there.  But I have a good therapist.

Well, from a woman’s perspective, an attractive woman does not really need to dress up to get a man’s attention.  However, it makes her FEEL good to do so, to look her best, and let’s admit it, guys – to look better than the other women there.  Sometimes you feel like you are in a lioness’ den when you walk into a place like that, where all the beautiful women are either in a group – or trying to pretend the others don’t exist.

Ok – so let’s quickly go through a couple of the real reasons women do that.

First – any woman wants to increase her assets.  She wants to be of a higher quality, in order to attract the highest quality man.  She wants that Alpha Male who can do all the right things for her – protect her, provide for her, make her feel the way she wants to feel, etc.

Second, she wants to crush the competition.  Hot women are COMPETITIVE.  They know the location of every other babe in the room, they know what she has her beat in and what the other woman posses that she wants.  It’s like a pack of she-wolves circling, except it’s all done without teeth baring and snarling.  Usually.

Third – she want to get the most attention and approval.  It’s true – they want attention – like little kids.  They look aloof and unapproachable because they are actually, underneath, insecure and don’t want to get hurt, and hoping the right man will approach them.

Do you want to be the right man?  Do you realize that choice is not made because of how you look?

Do you understand how this all has to do with basic human evolution and the need for the species to survive?

Look at it like this.  I am sure you have heard of Darwin’s theory the “survival of the fittest”.  It means the animals with the best genes reproduce.  The weak ones get killed.  The species evolves stronger and more intelligent with each generation.

So when you look at the attention an attractive woman wants, it is, in the basest of terms, her way of projecting her worthiness to carry on the genes, to be selected.  Do you see what I am getting at?  She wants to be the Alpha Female.

So if YOU, as a man, want to hook up with the Alpha Female – guess who you gotta be?  Right.  The Alpha Male.    Now, one more question.  What does the Alpha Female ALWAYS get from men?  Attention.  What does she want?  Attention.  What do you need to give her?

If you said attention, smack yourself in the head.

If you’re a beautiful woman who is always getting attention and approval from men and you meet a man who DOESN’T give you that attention and approval, it has an INSTANT and POWERFUL impact.

Furthermore, if the man you’re interacting with actively AVOIDS giving you attention… and gives you DISAPPROVAL, it can have the effect of instantly SCRAMBLING YOUR SYSTEMS.

Again, attractive women don’t meet a lot of guys that could care less about her beauty.   If you want to learn how to ATTRACT these “unusually beautiful” women, then you need to get a clue about what creates the idea in her mind that YOU are one of the most “desirable” men.

And how can you do that?  A.  Is it hitting the lottery and becoming a millionaire?  B.  Getting plastic surgery to look like John  Cena?  Or possibly learning to trigger the ATTRACTION in her?

I personally like the third one myself.  You?

Here’s the interesting thing about triggering attraction that I LOVE.  Once you do it, once you get it right, she cannot help herself.  I mean, can you?  When you are really attracted to someone, can you turn it off?  Nope.

Ok, shut up and tell me how to do this, right?  Right.  Ok- get into her head.  You are GORGEOUS, every man in there wants to buy you a drink, give you a compliment, and throw his coat on the puddle for you to walk over.  Gag.  It gets old.  So – you meet a guy who doesn’t offer you a drink.  Maybe he even asks HER to buy him a drink.  He bust on her, tells her how weird her shoes are says something like, “That is the UGLIEST DRESS I have ever seen!” in a fun and teasing way.  (Don’t spit on it or anything dude, ok?).  Have you heard of Cocky Comedy?  That’s what that basically is.

What are you?  You are not impressed by her beauty.  You are not groveling at her feet.  You are not showing her that you are attracted to her.  In fact – you are testing HER.

“Hmmmm…” she thinks.  “That’s different!”  And pretty soon, SHE starts feeling attraction toward YOU because you are showing her that you are the ALPHA MALE and you are ABOVE her.  If she wants you, she’s gotta work for it.  And she NEVER has to work for it.  So now she wants it.

Are you following me?

Good.  This is the first step toward becoming that Alpha Male that you need to be.  I can’t tell you everything there is about it in one short article, but I do have some recommendations for you for further study.  Go check out David Deangelo’s Double Your Dating eBook (Dude, it’s the best $20 you will ever spend) or his Cocky Comedy program.  These are priceless if you want to learn to beat gorgeous women at their own game.

Dating Advice for Guys – Tantalize her with scents

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One area that guys don’t take advantage of enough is the power of smell with a woman. Scents and smells are very important to them, and it’s been scientifically proven that women are much more sensitive than men to odors.

One of the most important reasons scents are good for engaging a woman’s attraction for you is that your sense of smell is connected to the most basic part of your brain, the part that was formed long before your ability to reason and think. This was because our early ancestors had to be able to react quickly to scents on the wind that could indicate a threat, such as a predator.

Smells have a way of bringing back memories. Have you ever had the experience of smelling something and having a complete flashback to something you remember from your childhood? It happens all the time, and it’s even more potent when you’ve associated a smell with something, like the smell of burning leaves in autumn, or the smell of homemade pizza. These smells evoke a state in us that pulls us back to the experiences we had with that smell.

I’ve walked into old houses before, ones that were humid and smelled of old bread and tea, and I had these flashes of walking into my grandmother’s house and the same odors there. It’s a little freaky how real it feels at times.

The way you use this with a woman is to find out what scents she indulges in when she wants to relax, or get passionate. I find that getting her into a candle store, or a bath-and-bodyworks type store is the best way. You get her to smell different things, and notice what she prefers. Vanilla is usually a good scent that you can almost bet she’ll like. Find out what she likes to take a bath with.

Scents for women can usually be broken up into two categories: musks and floral. Musky scents are like heavy perfumes, like Obsession. Floral scents are the ones that are, obviously, more like flowers. If she wears any kind of perfume, you can tell which she prefers by smelling what she’s wearing.

Take care with your choice of cologne. One tactic is to find out what cologne her dad used to wear and use that, but I find this strategy highly variable in terms of the response you’ll get. Better to choose the cologne that she remarks on and likes. Make it a point to put on too little rather than too much. You want her trying to get closer to you, not running and gagging from the smell. Have her give you a critique. “Hey, I just got this new cologne, but I’m not sure if I like it. Tell me what you think.” And she’ll have to lean in close to you to get a whiff. If she likes it, she’ll be back for more.
(And don’t go cheap on your cologne. It’s worth it.)

When you can get her sense of smell engaged, you are taking a shortcut to a part of her mind that responds in an almost primal way. She can’t reason or rationalize with it. You can get her in a state of your own choosing by choosing the right scent.

Are YOU Man Enough to Take a Chance?

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Gambling can be fun at times – playing Poker, betting on horses or football games or even in physical situations like skiing.  Most men, however, don’t particularly like to gamble when it comes to approaching women.  I mean, it’s easier to lose a few bucks to a pal than to lose face when a woman rejects you, right?

Naturally, this leads to guys wanting to figure out a way to meet women that involves no risk.  Well, you can always have your buddies pre-screen every woman you want to walk up to and say hi.  They could interview her!  “Hey – my friend over there wants to know if you are interested in him.”  OR – you could do like I did the first time I ever wanted to ask a girl out.  I sent her a note that said, “Will you be my girlfriend?  Check one.  Yes   No”.

Give me a break, it was 6th grade!

Ok, so maybe those ideas aren’t so great.  In fact, they are downright wussie.  It’s easy to see that, though, when you are reading it in black and white.

My point is, there is no way to meet a woman without taking some risks.  Trying to do so creates a mentality of “average-ness”.  Being average is NOT attractive to women.  Women want a guy who can create attraction for them, and that means being a strong, confident, powerful man comfortable in your own skin.

There are two things you can do to minimize the impact of rejection.  One thing is to use a little Cocky Comedy.  The other thing is to not take rejection so seriously.

Cocky Comedy is a technique for meeting women developed by David Deangelo.   What is it?  Cocky Comedy is technique for meeting women that uses humor that not only elevates attraction but establishes you as the alpha male.  What you do is you start busting on her from the minute you meet.  Joke with her, bust on her, keep her on her toes – and this will create attraction for her.

For example, tell her that you noticed she is nursing that drink like a 2 day old baby.  Or tell her she is going to have to work harder than that to get your attention.  Bust on her clothes, her height (NEVER HER WEIGHT!!!) her shoes, her laugh – whatever comes to mind.  Make it witty.  And after that, you give her a sign using body language that shows her you are interested in her.

So you get it?  You bust on her verbally – then with your body language tell her you are attracted to her.  It works like a charm.

Now – there is always risk involved.  What if you go too far and piss her off?  It’s the end of the world!!  Or not.  I, personally, choose the “not” option.  Remember – YOU are TOTALLY in charge of how things affect you.  Does it bruise my ego when a hot woman rejects me?  No – because I CHOOSE to move on and not even think about it again, because it does not matter.  She was probably a freak anyway!

Dating Tips for Guys – Flake Proof your Date!

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For most of us, one of the crappiest things that can happen is when you finally get a date with a really HOT woman, and then she cancels on you right as you are getting in the shower to get ready for the big event.  That sucks sweaty socks.  But it’s a fact of life.

So is there anything you can DO about it?  Well, as a matter of fact, there is.  The thing is, most guys don’t know this, and this is one of the FUNDAMENTALS of dating advice – how to AVOID the flake!  So let’s talk about how.

One of the first things that you can do in order to avoid a woman flaking out on you is to tell her point blank that you HATE it when people do that.  When you are setting up your date with her, whether it be a lunch date, coffee date or a genuine Friday night out, tell her, “Now listen, I REALLY hate it when people flake out on me, so I only want to make plans with you if you are CERTAIN you are going to be there.”

Many men are too intimidated to say something like that.  Or they think it is giving the woman an “out” and that if given a chance to run, she will take it. And it might happen.  BUT – I would SO much rather have a girl flake on me at that stage than right before the date, wouldn’t you?

The thing is, when you say this to a woman, you are telling her that your time is VALUABLE.  It shows her that your TIME is more important to you than meeting her, which tells her in turn that your status is possibly a little higher than hers is.

So then, on the day of the date, if a woman actually calls you and DOES flake on you – now is the time to use a little “Cocky Comedy” on her.  Tell her, “Well thanks a lot for the NOTICE!  When are you going to make this up to me?”

So here you have a great chance to bust her balls a little bit.  Keep in mind, though, using Cocky Comedy, you have to keep it light enough to NOT let her think you are hurt in any way, or you will lower your Alpha-Male status in her eyes, which is a killer for attraction.

David Deangelo has also mentioned that one way to keep a girl from flaking on you is to flake on HER first.  For some reason, this works like a CHARM for him.  It builds anticipation for the woman, letting her know that you are interested in her (because you set up a second meeting right then on the phone, but it makes her WAIT for it a little longer).

Most of the time, your problems with women are created because of your own WUSSY behavior.  I mean, you are never going to get to the point where you NEVER have trouble again.  You may as well say that it’s never going to rain again.  But you CAN get to the point where you are on the ball and actually preventing most of the problems before they happen!